1. My nickname at work is now Marilyn Monroe. Yes I showed my ass at work. I mean literally showed my ass. I wore a dress to work on Monday and walked out in the warehouse to get a snack. I felt a little breeze under there. Sure enough my dress blew right up to my back. LOL!!!! I turned around in a hurry to see if anyone saw me. Only April, a girl I work with, saw me. When I turned around she was laughing hysterically. She got a full moon, and by lunchtime everyone at work knew about it. That's how I got my new name. =)
2. Why do I attract the biggest losers ever? It seems like anytime that I am pumping gas or in line somewhere, the grocery store for instance, I always have the trashiest loser in the entire store hit on me. What is the deal? Yesterday I had a man walk up to me while pumping gas, and say "I told my girlfriend that I was going to come over here and talk to this fine girl. I'm trying to make her mad. So what's your name pretty lady?" LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
3. I'm sooo ready for a vacation! Can you tell?
4. It's finally time for campmeeting! I just love this time of year. Everytime that August comes around I think of the campground. I have so many great memories there! I'm sure that this year will be one of the best yet. I'll probably lose about 10 lbs chasing Ashlyn around. =)
5. Girls another fashion tip. Stop paying to have your eyebrows waxed. Just buy the eyebrow shapers. They are peel off. No mess, no fuss. And so much cheaper. You get a box of 30 for $5. They work great too!
6. Why do we still not have our glass replaced in our china cabinet? And why is our microwave STILL BROKEN???? I swear there is not such thing as GOOD customer service anymore. Get with the program people!!!!!!
7. Why are all of my flowers dying from the heat and dry weather, but weeds are popping up like crazy? Am I the only one who wonders how that happens?
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Some words of wisdom and humor =)
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My flowers have been dead for a month! I can't stand it, you spend all this time planting and watering and then boom they die! I can't believe the pick up line that guy had. Who starts out a pick line with,"I told my girlfriend..." LOSER!
My flowers and grass are dying too. I really hate that my grass is dying. I have brown spots all through my yard. It looks awful! I keep watering it, but it doesn't help. I'm probably just wasting my water!
The dress. TOOOO funny. THat happened to me on the strip at Myrtle Beach! Yeah...it was bad!
The eyebrow things really do work!! And, they don't hurt very badly at all!! My one plant, dead. I threw it away!
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