TOO FUNNY!!

We are working on potty training Ashlyn. She used to want to go on the potty a few months back, and now it's almost a battle to get her to use it. Last night she told me that she needed to stinky. I asked her if she wanted to go to the potty and she said no. I told her that if she went in her diaper and not on the potty that she had to go to bed. So then she jumped up and was ready to go potty. She was sitting on her elmo potty really trying to go. She kept telling me that her bottom hurt. Finally she looked at me with those puppy dog eyes and said "Mommy, my bottom hurts. Will you kiss it?" LOL!!! I guess since Mommy kisses all other boo-boos and makes them better she thought that I could make that better too. I looked at her and told her that I would kiss any boo-boos, but not her butt. She just giggled at me. She still didn't stinky, so off the potty she went and back in the den to play. I made sure to tell her again that if she goes in her diaper she had to go to bed. Britt was down in the floor playing with her when all of a sudden a got a whiff of Ashlyn. She had gone in her diaper. I looked straight at her and asked if she had stinkied. She totally ignored my question. A few seconds later she backed her butt up right in Britt's face and said "Smell Daddy!". She is so full of herself. She's such a little comedian. It's so funny to hear the comments that come out of the mouths of children.