Quick Rant

I am P-I-S-S-E-D!!!! All I wanted was a freakin tan for the Kenny Chesney concert tomorrow night. Is that too much to ask? APPARENTLY!!!!! I called the tanning salon right down the street from work about getting a mystic tan. First off she tries to tell me that before I can do the mystic tan I have to by about $60 worth of products! What.............are you kidding me? This is a one time deal. I'm not going to buy $60 worth of products for one time in a spray booth! So after arguing with her about this on the phone she finally tells me that she "guesses" I can still go in the booth, but that my tan will not meet it's maximum potential. Blah blah blah. I go for my appointment and there are 3 levels. Level one is for someone pale, level 2 is the average level, and level 3 is the darkest level. She tells me that I need level one. This girl is just trying to push every one of my buttons today. I tell her that I'd really like to go with the level 2, but she continues to test my nerves and tell me that with "my skin tone" I need to go with level one! HELLO???? I may not be the darkest right now, but I'm nowhere near paper white! I should have just walked out at this point, but I decided to go ahead and get the level one and just see what it does. It's been 4 hours later now, and so far I can only tell a slight difference in my skin tone! I am FURIOUS!!!!!!!!! I could understand if I were baking under some bulbs, but I was getting spray tanned for goodness sakes! It's not like I'm going to burn from getting a level 2 or even 3 spray tan!